Phil’s An Idiot — Harry Says Spring’s Almost Here

Phil sux. Spring's almost here!

Think Punxsutawney Phil is the only prognosticating rodent in Pennsylvania? Think again. Few know this, but Phil’s whole thing is a sham. The men in the big top hats you see at Gobbler’s Knob actually decide ahead of time whether he sees his shadow. Of course, Phil’s pretty dumb (unlike me) and can’t talk, so there’s no way he can tell the idiots in the big hats whether he saw a shadow or not. Actually, I doubt he even knows what a shadow is.

Which brings me to me, Harry the Hamster. I woke up this morning, and I most definitely did not see a shadow, as you can see in the picture the Big Dumb Guy took.

So pack away those snow boots and scarves (unless you use your scarves as a fashion statement, of course), and get out the shorts and tank tops — spring’s coming up real soon.

You know I’m telling the truth, because if I wasn’t, the Big Dumb Guy said he’d stop giving me yogurt treats. Mmmm, I love those Yogies, so I’d better be right!

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